Why Are We Called Massholes?
According to folks in Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont, those of us from Massachusetts have earned the title "Masshole." Why? It's simple. We’re known for our impatience, our aggressive driving, and our tendency to always be in a rush, no matter where we’re headed. Whether we’re zipping down the highway in the slow lane or crawling along in the fast lane, our driving habits make us stand out—sometimes for all the wrong reasons.
But hey, we don’t mind. We wear the label proudly!
Masshole Gear: Celebrate the Lifestyle
What’s better than being a Masshole? Celebrating it with some wicked cool swag! From bumper stickers to hats, coffee mugs to t-shirts, we’ve got all the gear to show off our Masshole pride. Of course, no self-respecting Masshole can be without their Dunkin’ coffee mug, especially when it’s filled with that sweet, sweet Dunkies brew. And when it comes to lunch, it’s gotta be served in a frozen beer glass—perfect for sipping a Natty Ice or a cold Sam Adams Boston Lager. Seasonal beers? Nah, we’re not about that life.
The Masshole Personality Beyond the Road
Being a Masshole isn’t just about bad driving. It’s a mentality that transcends the highways and into our everyday lives. We’re proud of our roots in Massachusetts, but the term Masshole can also extend to people living in the lower portions of Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine—especially in Maine, where the locals can be a bit more territorial.
In fact, I’ve heard it said that you’re not even considered “from” Maine if you were born just across the border in New Hampshire, even if you’ve spent your whole life in Maine. That’s what I call a true Masshole situation!
Tailgating and Team Spirit: A True Masshole Tradition
As Massholes, we also know how to tailgate. But don’t get me wrong—we’re not just tailgating for any old game. We’re tailgating for the Pats and Sox! No matter how crazy our driving may seem, it’s all part of the thrill of getting to the game. We stick with our teams, through thick and thin. And hey, maybe our driving speed is justified—we’ve only got one week of summer to make the most of it before winter sets in. And if that means driving like a maniac, so be it!
Driving Fast and Furious: A Short-Lived Summer
It’s not all about racing through traffic, though. As much as we drive like we’re in a rush, we can’t forget that the weather in New England plays a huge part in our driving habits. After all, we only get one glorious week of summer, so we’ve got to make the most of it before the brutal winter sets in. And when that winter hits? Let’s be honest—we forget how to drive in the snow every single year. But that’s just part of being a Masshole, right?
So, Are You a Masshole?
If any of this resonates with you—if you’ve laughed at the thought of driving fast in the slow lane, tailgating at a Pats game, or sporting some wicked awesome Masshole gear—then congratulations! You’re probably a Masshole, and you should be proud of it.
Join the Conversation!
Did this article make you laugh? Do you see yourself in the Masshole identity? Leave a comment below and join the conversation. And if you enjoyed it, don’t forget to share it with your fellow Massholes—your friends will love it just as much as you did.
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